The fancy schmancy cupcakes that abound of late weren’t around when I was a kid. There were fairy cakes, with a splodge of icing on – or buns with no icing on. And to be fair, I think that kids actually prefer plainer cakes. Cupcakes piled high with buttercream and sprinkled garishly scream ‘pick me’ to the kids but actually all they seem to do is lick the icing off them and then have a massive sugar rush. Or be sick – which is what happened to Corey after he’d eaten a whole one. I can count the number of times he’s been sick on one hand in his whole life. Butter cream icing sick isn’t any more pleasant to deal with than common or garden sick.
At the risk of sounding like a fogey I think the cupcake craze has gone too far. Too far I tell you. They come in, quite frankly, daft flavours. Pistachio and rosewater. Cardomon and coffee. Almond and sun dried unicorn pooh. Most of which sound lovely but actually people – they all taste THE SAME. A sponge that is often a bit dry or flavoured with way too much vanilla and then a diabetes inducing whipping of butter cream which has been coloured randomly.
Of course, not one to miss out on a trend (or a morning away from the kids) I did actually do a cupcake decorating course and it was very fun indeed. I duly made cupcakes to take into work and everyone ooohed and aaaaahed appropriately and I basked in my cakey glory.
But, back in Tamsin’s World I’ve stepped away from the piping and faffing and am having a return to good old childhood favourites. Cakes which, whilst not exactly healthy, are nutritious for small people, easy to make with or without the input of said small people and that keep in a tin for a week.
My boys love flapjacks and a sign to me that I have indeed completed the transition into turning into my mother was that I now bake a batch of these to take away with us on holiday. Because, like, Norfolk doesn’t have a cake shop on every street corner and we may go hungry and starve and be discovered on Cromer beach huddled together whimpering ‘if only mummy hadn’t forgotten to bake flapjacks’…….. It gives me an excuse to be particularly grumpy in the run up to a holiday and whinge about ‘too much to do and none of you bastards are helping me’ and then sit drinking wine whilst on holiday delegating all childcare responsibilities to husbando. If he complains I point to the flapjack tin with an icy stare that says ‘that. that. THAT. I have worked my fingers verily to the bone making nutritious baked goods for our children whilst you barely managed to pack a pair of clean pants. Leave. Me. Alone. Oh and pass that chablis’.
I have tried to healthy up these flapjacks. The boys sneer merrily at such attempts and spit out seeds/dried fruit with a look of utter disgust on their tiny faces. Similar to the one on Corey’s face when he got in bed with me this morning and announced ‘mummy you smell horrible’ ‘what of?’ ‘of hot. It’s not nice.’ – said the boy with a pull-up full of piss!!
Right – the recipe.
Tamsin’s flapjacks
150g soft brown sugar
200g butter
1 large tablespoon of golden syrup (or however much splodges in when you get the spoon all sticky and the work surfaces all sticky – licking the spoon after is OBLIGATORY)
350g oats – I like to use a mixture of jumbo oats and normal porridge oats – about 50/50
1/2 tsp mixed spice
Melt the syrup, butter and sugar in a pan on the stove (or zap in microwave), stir in oats and mixed spice – press into a lined or well greased tin and bake at 150c for 35-45 minutes. I think it varies a lot when they’re done. I’m baking them as I write this and have just taken them out of the oven and today they’re in a tin which is quite well spread out and have taken only 35 minutes. I really don’t like them over done so I would check them at 35 then every few minutes thereafter. They should be golden brown.
Cool in the tin for 10 minutes and then cut them (still in the tin) into pieces. Store in an airtight tin once cool.
Enjoy!